Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Saddi Dilli to ggn- unforgettable Journey






You are excited for your industry training but as days passes you realize its more about getting trained in how to reach to your destination. Fun, I claim it to be.

You jostle in the crowd to grab your seat,
You relate to every scene and beat.

You have always been known for your punctuality. Rather I would say you are over punctual. You enjoy being the early ones to enter your premises. Its Monday, you have been warned for not so frequent cab service and more no. of people to catch the service (those returning back to their PG for another Working week) So That Day…..

You were rushing to reach on time with margin of an hour in hand,
But got stuck on Highway with roaring engine and dried salivary gland.

Ah!!The engine was heated, it gulped liters of water. Still, could not recover from the shock of overweighed passengers. It betrayed you mid way and did not provide any other alternative. You are still new to this route.... yet to explore… unfamiliar roads.. different turns…  you cant trust anybody.

A red colored chevrolet stopped at your feet,
Responding to your gesture in this heat.

Great, This middle aged gentle man gave a free fifteen minutes ride in his luxury car. The AC was on, your sweat was gone. You forgot the last 2 hours dismaying journey in this heat.  Happy for the ending of your first successful lift. “But picture abhi baki hain mere dost”,  You have not reached your destination. You have to walk and walk , run for  ‘fut fut seva’ – the sharing auto, to reach to another stop. Again you walk …and reach after 3 hours of struggle… half drenched in the sweat.


Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Do it now

If you have hard work to do,

Do it now,

Today the skies are clear and blue,

Tomorrow clouds may come in view,

Yesterday is not for you,

Do it now.



If you have a song to sing,

Sing it now,

Let the tones of gladness ring,

Clear as song of bird in spring,

Let each day some music bring,

Sing it now.



If you have some kind words to say,

Say them now,

Tomorrow may not come your way,

Do a kindness while you may,

Loved ones will not always stay,

Say them now.



If you have a smile to show,

Show it now.

Make hearts happy, roses grow,

Let the friends around you know,

The love you have before they go,

Show it now.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

A B C D...


A- Aristocrat

B- bagpiper

C- Contessa

D- Director special

E- Eight Pm

F- Fun Drop

G- Green label

H- haywards

I- Imperial Blue

J- Joney Walker

k- king fisher

L- lime drop

M- Mughal monarch

N- Nicolase no 1

O- Old monk

P- Peter scot

R- Royal stag

S- Signature

T- Tango

U- uni boul

V- Vat 69

w- White mischief

X-xxx rum

Y- yankey

Z- Zingaroo


Lage raho... Pi Pi ke pade raho

Innocent

" The more the innocency, the more the nearness to God"

Wondering when where did I lost my innocency in the whirls of this superficial life. Missing my chilhood, the freshness, the happiness, phase of no worries, missing those days !!

Life sometimes becomes so selfish, that it wants everything. And while trying for evrything we miss something that is worth more than everything.

Keep the innocency intact in you!!

Monday, April 12, 2010

Random Mail- liked it

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glasshouses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.
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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Budget



Birth is our opening balance,
Death, our closing balance,
Prejudiced views are our liabilities,
Creative ideas and good deeds, assets,
Soul, our fixed asset,
Brain, affixed deposit,
Thinking, our current account,
Goodwill and achievements, our capital;
Character and moral, our stock –in-trade;
Friends, our general reserve,
Values and behavior, our goodwill,
Patience is interest earned,
Love our dividend,
Children, our bonus issues,
Education, a brand,
Knowledge is our investment,
Profit and loss is karma earned,
Before final assessment (death)
Balance your sheet.



Saturday, February 13, 2010

Why do we Yawn??

Last week I was travelling with one of my friend in metro after a tiresome day and started yawning like hell. Do hell with good manners, did not cover my mouth even… ah, whoever feels bad turn around!!

My friend scolded me but did not start yawning seeing me. Why??? Isn’t it contagious??Some says we yawn if someone else is yawning in our proximity. True in most of the cases. Catch sight of someone yawning, and nine times out of ten, you will yawn yourself within a few seconds.

But researchers have found that people with autism spectrum disorder don’t tend to succumb to an infectious yawn. Apparently, yawning becomes contagious at around one to two years of age, although unborn fetuses also yawn (presumably not contagiously though!)

In general Yawning is form of gesture of boredom or tiredness. Yes, I was tired that day. And my breathing process had slowed down. So it was a respiratory reflex where my brain sent continuous signals for intake of oxygen. Mind it…yawning is not bad manners. Lol… It’s just a signal of tiredness. Good that you are not bored to death!

Next time if your lecturer scolds you in course of imparting boring lectures, just chillax and say- I am maintaining the balance of o2 and co2. My brain and lung is working in coordination.

P.S : By the way, did you notice while reading this you yawned? Hopefully, it was not merely boredom that did it…